Silly wisdom:

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone!!!

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments.

7. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

11. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. (My Favourite :) )

12. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

13. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."